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Just so I don’t bring too much negativity into anyone’s life:
-Sookie Stackhouse
-my friend Bob’s Youtube videos
-teenagers
-the mixtapes Rachel and I made in high school and college
-doing On Demand karaoke alone
-breakfast at McDonald’s
-horoscopes
-teen novels
-dancing
-black nail polish
-my car, Hedwig the Wonder Civic
-being a spaz
-Jillian Michaels workout DVDs
-Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner (it works better on my [...]

More things I want to punch in the face, for your enjoyment:
- People who speak with authority about places they have been no more than twice in their entire lives
- The word “meh”
- Anyone who sports a grill, ironically or unironically
- Tomato sauce
- People with Borderline Personality Disorder
- Any of those “Real Housewives of …” [...]

- Gray’s Anatomy (the show, not the book)
- Harry Potter, both the movies and the books
- Twilight, again, both the movie and the books
- Professional engagement photos
- Dogs
- Dance competition tv shows, either with celebrities or without
- Little People, Big World
- Getting a new car
- iPhones
- Bragging/talking about working out
- Olive Garden
- Tanning beds
- Beyonce
- [...]